Complete this simile: "Awkward as...."
...a giraffe in roller skates. It just felt right to complete the simile that way. I am an awkward person most of the time, both socially and physically. About 70% physical, 20% social, and 10% other stuff. I trip over my own feet. It's what happens when you walk with your feet very close together and are pigeon toes (toes point inward). I am also constantly hitting things and bruising myself. The phrase "what did I hit" can often be heard from my bathroom or bedroom when I change clothes. I swear, some days, I need to be wrapped in bubble wrap.
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